Last week Erin at Every Branch told me about a new segment she was hosting called "Things Students Say Thursdays." I was super excited because my kids crack me up, so I can't wait to read what other kids have to say. So here are my contributions for the week:
Girl: Can I have a carrot?
Girl: I'll be your best friend
Boy: I have a best friend
Girl ::snatches a carrot::
Boy: Hey! You can't have my carrots! They keep my eyes healthy! I'm going to go blind and it's all your fault. (Someone's mother is telling white lies ;) he he)
Me: _______ don't sit like that. You're going to fall & crack your head open.
Boy: ::continues to sit perched on the top of his chair::
Me: Please get down.
Someone comes along and bumps him, causing him to topple over
Boy: Owwwwww my dragon balls!