Thursday, March 10, 2011
If you are a teacher, join up with Erin @ Every Branch
A couple of funnies from this week :)
Me: I bet your mom would be mad is she knew you bought extra snacks every day and threw away your sandwich Boy: Nah Me: Well at least take it home. Maybe your mom will eat it. Boy: Or I could bring the same one back tomorrow and not eat it.
Boy2: I really liked living in Germany... except for the fact that Germans are mean, and they smell really bad. Me: You think so? Boy2: Yea. I heard they don't shower over there.
Boy3: I have a joke for you Me: Okay Boy3: Why does a hobo look for a house to live in? Me: I have no idea Boy3: Because its hard to plug your charger into your cardboard box Me: ??????????
This last one needs a little back story. There is a boy who is in the class next to me. His teacher is one of my very best friends, so our classes have always been close. She has one boy who is the center of attention at school, but goes home and says every one picks on him, and he doesnt like school. His father has been having dreams about walking into his room and finding that he's hung himself, so we're really on top of making sure no one is picking on him (which no one ever does. we're not sure why he tells his parents this) Any who... He comes over to be with the bottom lip out, and I immediately get concerned. Boy: Can you tell (girl 1) and (girl 2) to stop being mean to me? Me: Of course. What happened? Boy: I need you to tell (girl 1) and (girl 2) to... ::he then pauses for dramatic effect, then yells:: GIVE ME BACK MY WAFFLE!! At which point he laughs himself into hysterics.
And it just so happens that my mom sent me this hysterical email earlier: